Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Why "Rocks" is pronounced as "Roxx"

changed my space to http://matrixview.wordpress.com




stuckinmyhead: DJ Tiesto - Just Be (antillas club mix)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Local Dada Kimmy

I have heard many people say
L= {"my school classmate is a hot model now", "my friend is a bouncer in some bar", "there he is, my school buddy in the television","that girl jumping off qutub minar is my ..."}

All these are like
(whatever)^(whatever) , picchaa____lite, pedaa___bhoothu,
("bhai, time please!" in a weird voice), gimme a break!, Fubar!

BEFORE
My school 'che' and bachpan ka yaar famously known as "Local Dada Kimmy". He makes people vacate their flats, rides BMX bicycle which is modified to such an extent that it almost looks like a motorbike and has a pile of cycle-chains, hockey bats in his attic. "kimmy dada" literally became a household name for dadagiri and loferpanti. The other day:

(telugu)
kimmy: chicha, yem college raa bai needi
me: treble-it-hyphen-h, gachibowli
kimmy: gachibowli, edi mana daacoit area naa
(/telugu)

me: yeah man, could be true (mused with my hand rubbing the chin followed by a toothy grin). I didn't even know about the blasts in hyderabad until my mom called me and told "don't even think about coming to home, stay out of here". my coll(read island)

After that, we(me n kimmy) went to eat panipuri. The shopkeeper told "eff you!" when he asked for one more extra panipuri and also charged more than expected. **slapped**, the shopkeeper immediately got a "Khaan-Bhairi" with kimmy shouting "kya rubaab chalara be tu, baigan!" (i was like "dude! call 911"). Anyways, after everything got calm. I paid, got him that extra panipuri. And there are incidents when he bet a scooter mechanic guy for delaying repair of my acceleration vehicle and doing O.A :P

But the ground truth is I like to hangout with him. I like people for who they are, not for who they pretend to be. I know this whole post is kinda lame, but 'who' cares!! yes 'who' does care. I give a damn to you,'who'. YES, I give a "DAMN" about things, places, lives (to be really specific: people), friends and yeah! Butterscotch Cornetto. You Complete Me.

Can't wait to see "Hancock (trailer in dc)", "Speed Racer" and the "Caspian Prince".

:q!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Shopping with My Cousin

He even scared the guy at the counter.

Entering a bookshop , cousin runs to the shopkeeper with his innocent smile.

Cousin: Bhaiyya , yeh sab books pirated hain kya?

Shopkeeper (Shocked more than surprised and wondering if it is some inspection or something): Nahin...sab original hain

Cousin(with increased confidence): Pirated books kahan pe milenge?

Shopkeeper (Irritated beyond description): Pata nahin.

Cousin (trying to be innocent) asked the Shopkeeper:
Koti pe milega kya...

The observer (me): giggles